A Prayer for the Stressed
Grant me the serenity for the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today
because they got on my nerves.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they maybe connected to feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday and
5% on Friday.
And help me to remember
When I'm having a bad day and it seems people are trying to wind me up,
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile
but only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.